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  I bet a lot of you reading this right now have heard of the tale foretold by the animators of Disney of the 'Little Mermaid' correct? Some may not know the true tale and since this is the imagineers we are talking about, they elect out the true ending to the story.   The truthful ending to this wonderful tale is that our beautiful mermaid princess and her prince both die, much like Shakespeare's 'Romeo and Juliet'. The princess ends up turning into sea foam at the confession of her love to her prince.   So now you expect this story to go on pretty much as it is told, right? But there are many variations of this story. Take

You lived in a large body of fresh water in the middle of a forest.  Your body of water had a waterfall and fish and was very deep so you could swim around to your heart's content.  But as happy as you were you still felt something was missing.  It was probably friends.  You were the only mermaid that you knew of and you couldn't exactly sprout legs and go look for others.... Or could you? You didn't really know since you had never tried to get out of the water.  All the friends you had were the fish and the ducks that lived near the water.  Occasionally a hiker would walk by your body of water, so you knew what humans looked like but never a

A few days later Alfred came to visit you again.  He was holding another plastic bag that wreaked the same familiar interesting smell.  Alfred set the bag down and sat down next to your spring. "Hello!" Alfred chirped happily. "Hi Alfred!  What's that?" you asked pointing to the plastic bag. "Hamburgers!" Alfred replied. "What is a hamburger?" you asked, eyes locked on the bag. "What's a hamburger? What's a hamburger?!?!?! How could you NOT know what a hamburger is?" he asked looking at you as if you were crazy. You waved your tail that was sticking out of the water at him. "Oh right, here try one!" Alfred said as he reached into the b

 You felt weird, tentacle- like arms holding onto your body, pulling you back. You turned your head around to see what was hugging you. It was a giant octopus! Out of nowhere, Arthur jumped out and kicked the octopus in the head (A/N: Double-O-Ninja!). The octopus let go of you and then Francis magically appeared and started hitting the octopus repeatedly in the head with a stick. 'This is really weird…' you thought to yourself. "Don't worry; the Hero will save you!!!" Alfred came charging down the hall clad in a Captain America costume and hit the octopus on the head with his shield until it passed out. All three of the blondes came u